New blog layout!

To celebrate the (upcoming) new year, I have redesigned my blog.
I'll be updating the way it looks a lot, so keep an eye out. :)
-Ari

I am thankful for the Brian Logs!

Happy thanksgiving everybody! This year I give thanks for Brian's insanity! He may be annoying, but he's pretty darn funny! On that note, I continue 10/5's log:

9:16- "There's somethin' inappropriate on the desk! Bluh!"

9:18- Brian: "Mr. A! Blahabluh-" Mr A: "Brian. Raise your-" Brian: "Blahblauh!"

9:19- "If your back and ribs isn't strong enough then your stomach will go BOOM and you'll be acid everywhere and you'll DIE!"

9:20- "The BUTT bone!"

9:21- "It's the Gastrologio!"

9:22- (Brian is sent out of class, but peeks through the door window.)

9:25- (Brian is let back in. He gives Kitty a weird look.)

9:29- "Ok, so, there are two bones on the arm, and the left one is called the left arm bone, and the right one is called the right arm bone!"

9:30- "Roly poly!"

9:31- (quietly)"He's dead!"

9:32- (quietly)"He's purple!"

That wraps up October 5th!

Thanks,

Ari :-)

Ahoy! More Briany from school!

Hiya folks, I'm back. I finished my work in class, so why not type up some more of my utterly creative (but totally real-LOL) BRIAN LOGS!!!
Here we start with the 5th of October 2009, because it would be boring to say it normally!
8:45- Mr A: "Brian, you need to get your planner. Brian: "You mean this thing?!" (holds up planner) Mr A: "*sigh*, yes Brian..."
8:50- Brian: "Waitwaitwait- No school Tuesday?!" Entire class(in unison): "WEDNESDAY!!!"
8:51- Brian: (reads homework board) "No homework?! YAAAAY!" Mr A: "No... That's not what it says...
8:55- "Are you seriously?! Her hands are bigger than yours?!"
8:58- (Brian flicks pens at Harry)
9:00- (Brian begs Harry not to break his pens)
9:01- (He begs and begs)
9:03- "Ub-bu-bu-bu-buglifornia?!" (wtf?)
9:05- Mr A: "I'll have to speak with you after class, Brian." Brian: "NOOOOOOOOO!!"
9:07- (Mr A gives Brian a pencil. Brian breaks it. He gives him a pen. Brian breaks it. He makes him leave. Brian walks into the door.)
9:09- (Brian walks back into the classroom with still-filthy ink stained hands. He is moved to the back of the room.)
9:13- (Holds up skull) "My name is DooDoo!"
9:15- Mr A: "...And that's why it's dangerous to drop a baby on its head." Brian: "Blauhbluhblauhblubublaugh!" ... Case in point.

Argh...
This is a really long log and I have to get back to class, I'll post part II when I can.
Kthxbai!

AriJJKags comics!

This is the start of something beautiful!

Jordana and I are making comics together!

She and her friends thought up the story, and I drew it, scanned it, and added text enjoy!

PS: You might want to extend your browser window to view the full comic, it depends on your monitor size.

BRIAN LOGS- posting from school!

Well today, folks, instead of writing down Brian logs during 1st period science- I'm posting them!
Here's a collection from October 2nd, 2009:
8:40- (Brian now has 3 stupid "NASA Shuttles", and he's acting like a moron with them.)
8:48- (He's now standing on his chair and playing with his "rockets"... He's getting more annoying by the second.)
8:50- "I got it! I got da skull bone!"
8:52- (After learning about the funny bone, Brian hits his own elbow repeatedly.)
8:53- (singing) "Dead bones, dead bones, dead bones...."
8:54- (Starts playing with the pens again.)
9:01- BRIAN: "Ew... who made this paper? It's cheesy!" MR. A: "Um... I did."
9:15- (Holding plastic skull) "Hi, my name is Bob!"

Well, I've gotta get back to class, but thanks for listening!
-Ari :)

OBOY New Brian Logs!

Yea, I've returned!

And with a whole crapload of new Brian Logs, too!

I'll start with September 30th:

8:53- "Um... um... OH! The BLACK BALL in the eye... um... it's in the front and HAIRY EYE THINGS!!!"

8:55- "Um, what about the iodine?!"

8:56- (Brian fidgets in his seat and everybody looks at him.)

Not the best day yet, but the next ones... XD

I'll try to post a day or 2 once a day... but here's another starter one:

10/1/09

8:50- (Brian collects the homework for Mr. A but forgets to hand in his.)

8:52- "Oh! Oh! I wanna be the lens because it might be like a contest and I could see peoples pictures!!!"

8:55- "The toy bones, that you see at toy stores! Oh! Like GLOW IN THE DARK ones!!!"

8:56- (Brian crumples his notes and throws them away.)

8:57- (He writes one sentence on 10 post it notes, one word per note...)

8:58- (Brian slides his chair around.) "It's magic!!!"

8:59- "Are we usin' flare guns in science class this year?! 'Cuz flare guns are COOL!!!"

9:00- (Brian pushes his desk over and falls out of his chair) "OW! What the heck?!"

9:01- (He waves his hands around and yells, "Yay, I failed!!!")

9:02- "I have the attention span of a squirrel!!!"

9:02.5- (Brian is pretending his pen is a rocket ship. This will become very important in future logs, so remember that he does this!)

9:03- (He's still doing it...)

9:04- Brian: "Someone stole my backpack!!!" Jake: "It's right behind you!" Brian: "OH!"

9:05- (Now he has two pens...)

9:06-"Are we gonna learn about SPACE?!"

9:07- (Still playing with pens.) "These are so cool! I'm re-enactin' a NASA SPACE BATTLE!!!"

9:08- BAM. "Who made that noise?!"

9:09- (Still playing with pens.) "Hiya! Bam bam bam! Let's be friends! Bam bam bam!"

9:10- "It's my homework! I DID IT TODAY!!!!"

9:11- "HEY these are my action figures! Don't eat 'em!"

9:12- (Mr. A took Brian's pens away... Finally. He doesn't do much, you'll see in a future one that Mr. A's kinda useless to the whole "Brian situation"...)

9:14- "That's easy! Why're we gettin' such easy homework?! I should be in college! Here? Oh."

9:15- "Are they glow in the dark bones?! OHYESTHEYARE!!! I get those at Toys R Us!"

9:16- (Brian pulls up to Ben's table. Ben mouths a swear.)

Stay tuned for more Briany!!!!

visit pocket god forums!

Hey guys, I just wanted to say, If you like pocket god, then JOIN PGF :

The awesome poster was made by superskate.
The reason I want more people on PGF is that then people won't leave because of boredom.
So go there, set up an account, post some fan art, and HAVE FUN!
-Ari

Blinks! Past and future updates!

BY YFFUM:


So, yeah, I will be talking about blinks as well as Pocket God here from now on!
This post will be edited a few times today to add more blinks update ideas!
EDIT:
The next update is a Pocket God crossover!
Here's the "pygmy blink":

Here's saints's post about the update, along with the TA thread link:

The Blinks world is getting a visit from Pocket God!

In Blinks 1.3, you can give your Blinks a special new hairdo and a grass skirt, JUST like a Pygmy from Pocket God! Of course, his reactions are different than everyone else, and PG themed! Hmm, how to activate such a thing? You'll see!

There will also be a few other things in v1.3, such as:
*The Contest winners' backgrounds will be included - Maybe yours got picked!
*New and improved Loading time!
*Random and various bug fixes
*More informing Help screen
*Frame rate improvements
Click to view the Touch Arcade thread

MY YOUTUBE STREAM!!!!!

Here is my Youtube Stream!
Now you can chat with me any time I'm on the internet!
If you don't already have a youtube account, then GET WITH THE TIMES, DUDE!!!(or dudette)
Get a youtube account and chat with me and anyone else on my stream!
Bye now!

KID'S BOOK

Here it is, folks!!!

Please please PLEASE comment and rate via YouTube, more vids coming soon!!!!

New Intro

Here is the current intro for all of our upcoming videos, comment if you'd like to see anything added to this.
Oh, and please don't sue me, 20th Century Fox.
ON THAT NOTE...

I STILL ALIVE!

Ok, I know AriJJKags hasn't made a new video in freaking FOREVER.
We're on hiatus, meaning I'm still working hard on PGF(banner above).
We're thriving, so join the ever-growing Pocket God community!
We're administrated by Arikags(me), Saintsalive, Gscal, Superpygmy, and Superskateman.
We're moderated by Metalbear(our backup admin), Masgroomes97, Pocket God, Jamesbond007, and The_Dude.
Our pocket helper members currently include Kyle, Redsoxsrule424, and 5jusername.
We are featured on the Pocket Blog, so we're official(yayz)!

The Blinks!

Saintsalive has done it again!
This time with a brilliant new virtual pet app called "the blinks"
Here is my idea for the icon, saints, if you are reading this, feel free to use this as the icon.

Bait Master out!

Yes! Bait Master is out and awesome!
ICON:

POSTER:

10,000! YAYZ!

Here it is, the amazing 10,000th post, posted by Masgroomes97!
Here is his trophy(no stealing):

And for Allan Dye, since it's his birthday, I give a cake, made by Yffum of Pocket God Forums:

600th Pocket Blog Follower!

I am the 600th pocket blog follower!
I just joined it and discovered that I am the 600th!
I am pwnsome!
PS: I have a surprise for when PGF reaches 10,000 posts, so start posting!
-Ari

PGF mini-redesign!

Yeah, PGF is having a mini redesign thanks to the brilliant GFX team, composed of Cowfish, Saintsalive, iAmThePocketGod, me, gscal, Superskate, and Superpygmy! (if I forgot someone, comment and tell me)
Some of our new icons include the awesome arrows made by Superskate!

That's just one!
Anyway, you guys rock, and PGF is improving everyday thanks to you guys!

Another crossover?!

Pocket God's next update is to be called Bait Master(PG-13 Title), and it will be a crossover with another popular app, Harbor Master! Harbor Master is also doing their part, and putting PG in their game! As soon as I find spoilers, I'll post them *evil grin*
Also, we're working on "Kid's Book", but we need the printer to work, and right now it's low on color ink. So, I'm just gonna post a spoiler for it here:

MEH!(ooga jump out)

I am sad :(
Just when I got Eudic back, Jared is gonna leave and go to Wilson school in Natick!
*cries*
On a happier note, Pocket God 1.21, Ooga Jump, just came out! It's pretty awesome!
Oh and youtube news? Absolutely nothing![/depression]
EDIT: Pwnsome pic from the Pocket Blog by Jitterz. :D Cya!

Slow news week, Pocket God 1.21 spoilers

Yes, our new video "kid's book" IS COMING SOON!!
Just very, very slowly... :d
I wanted to at least say or do something interesting today, so here are some online spoilers for the next update of Pocket God, called ooga jump.
The update is based off doodle jump, another game that paid an homage to them, so PG is returning the favor. :)
The update's icon:


Like it? I do. Now, a little spoiler that I will probably get my ass kicked for:
*edited and deleted because saints told me to...*

PGForums on YouTube, and PGF ad!

Hi! Pocket God Forums just got some more publicity, 'cuz we got a YouTube page now! It's located right HERE.

Here's our official ad for the forums, made by the fantastic Saintsalive!

Enjoy!

Eudic's Staying! ALSO: Pocket God Forums

Yo, long time no see everybody. I've been really busy, with 2 things.

ONE: coping with the fact that my friend Eudic(try not to laugh) was moving.

TWO: Working on Pocket God Forums.

Now, Eudic just told me he is suddenly staying, which is great! So, he'll be here for another year, which is, again, really awesome!

Second of all, Pocket God Forums:

It's a fan site/message board created by me, Arikags, and run by Me, Saintsalive, and iAmThePocketGod. We have about 75 members now, and over 2500 posts! Our website is located at www.pgforums.tk or z3.invisionfree.com/Pocket_God_Forums.

Our staff consists of 9 people.

ADMINS: Arikags, Saintsalive, iAmThePocketGod.

MODERATORS: Gscal, Hdgreen, MRFM, and Metalbear.

POLLMASTER: King of the Penguins.

DESIGNER/CODER: Cowfish.

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So, if you're interested in Pocket God, please join it's (almost) official fanbase, Pocket God Forums. Thanks!

Brian Watch 3

Yesterday just may have been the best day for Brian's stupidity.

Here it is:

Ok, so Mr Oaks was showing us a pendulum, and as it started swinging back and forth, he asked us how long we thought it would swing for.

Brian spoke up in his usual manner of blurting out randomly.

"One day and 24 hours!" He said. I replied, "That's two days, Brian."

"One day and 12 hours!!!" He yelled. Mr Oaks spoke up this time, replying, "That's 1 and a half days."

"One day, 12 hours, 38 minutes, and 5 seconds EXACTLY!!!!!!" Brian screamed.

And that is when I started laughing.

MORE BRIANY COMING SOON...

New Video

The Grossest Thing in the World by AriJJKags, is well, the grossest thing in the world.

WATCH HERE

POCKET GOD

Ok, so there's this ipod touch app called Pocket God. My profile image is always the icon for it, which changes every week because that's when they update.

Check out Pocket God, it is the best app in the whole freaking app store.

I won't spoil anything but I will say it's a mini god game that features little Pygmies.

Now my lips are sealed.

Really.

Brian Watch

OK so, obviously, I haven't been able to keep up with the Brian log.

I decided to post it every now and then, maybe as a quote, or some days an entire log.

TODAY'S LOG:

Brian: I finished my test, Ms Gladys.

Ms Gladys: You Didn't answer any questions!

Brian: Oh, yeah, I must have overlooked that.

Brian Watch-Wednesday

Ok, here's the deal-

There's this kid at my school, let's call him Brian. (That's not his real name.) He does many, many incredibly stupid things that I find funny. So why not make a log?

Wednesday:

8:53 AM- Brian falls out of his chair

8:56- Brian asks, who said my name? over and over for no reason.

9:00- Brian leaves the classroom for no reason.

9:47- Brian is back... (now Social Studies class)

9:51- Brian claims he is finished with his work and is called up to (let's call her) Ms Gladys's desk and is scolded for his stupidity.

9:57- In class, we are talking about our past presidents, and suddenly Brian blurts out, what about Paul Revere? for no reason.

10:00- Brian interrupts Ms Gladys after she tells the class to stop talking.

10:07- Brian starts to talk about Paul Revere again. He must be obsessed.

10:09- we had homework? 'Nuff said.

10:21- In class, as we talk about poet Langston Hughes, Brian says, Didn't that guy write Paul Revere's Midnight Ride? OK, WTC????

10:30- how is reading the instructions gonna tell us what to do?

Yeah. That kid is reeeeaaaaallll weird.

Preview of tomorrow's log:

10:13- Mr Oaks (let's call him that) says that an elephant falls at the same rate as a marble. Brian yells out, Are you serious?! Why would an elephant fall?

The rest will be published tomorrow.

-Ari

Blog is Here!

That's right folks! The blog is up and running!

Stay Tuned for more special stuff, such as videos and updates. Post video ideas at any time for our YouTube Channed, AriJJKags!