There's this kid at my school, let's call him Brian. (That's not his real name.) He does many, many incredibly stupid things that I find funny. So why not make a log?
Wednesday:
8:53 AM- Brian falls out of his chair
8:56- Brian asks, who said my name? over and over for no reason.
9:00- Brian leaves the classroom for no reason.
9:47- Brian is back... (now Social Studies class)
9:51- Brian claims he is finished with his work and is called up to (let's call her) Ms Gladys's desk and is scolded for his stupidity.
9:57- In class, we are talking about our past presidents, and suddenly Brian blurts out, what about Paul Revere? for no reason.
10:00- Brian interrupts Ms Gladys after she tells the class to stop talking.
10:07- Brian starts to talk about Paul Revere again. He must be obsessed.
10:09- we had homework? 'Nuff said.
10:21- In class, as we talk about poet Langston Hughes, Brian says, Didn't that guy write Paul Revere's Midnight Ride? OK, WTC????
10:30- how is reading the instructions gonna tell us what to do?
Yeah. That kid is reeeeaaaaallll weird.
Preview of tomorrow's log:
10:13- Mr Oaks (let's call him that) says that an elephant falls at the same rate as a marble. Brian yells out, Are you serious?! Why would an elephant fall?
The rest will be published tomorrow.
-Ari
