Friday, November 27, 2009

New blog layout!

To celebrate the (upcoming) new year, I have redesigned my blog.
I'll be updating the way it looks a lot, so keep an eye out. :)
-Ari

Thursday, November 26, 2009

I am thankful for the Brian Logs!

Happy thanksgiving everybody! This year I give thanks for Brian's insanity! He may be annoying, but he's pretty darn funny! On that note, I continue 10/5's log:
9:16- "There's somethin' inappropriate on the desk! Bluh!"
9:18- Brian: "Mr. A! Blahabluh-" Mr A: "Brian. Raise your-" Brian: "Blahblauh!"
9:19- "If your back and ribs isn't strong enough then your stomach will go BOOM and you'll be acid everywhere and you'll DIE!"
9:20- "The BUTT bone!"
9:21- "It's the Gastrologio!"
9:22- (Brian is sent out of class, but peeks through the door window.)
9:25- (Brian is let back in. He gives Kitty a weird look.)
9:29- "Ok, so, there are two bones on the arm, and the left one is called the left arm bone, and the right one is called the right arm bone!"
9:30- "Roly poly!"
9:31- (quietly)"He's dead!"
9:32- (quietly)"He's purple!"

That wraps up October 5th!
Thanks,
Ari :-)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ahoy! More Briany from school!

Hiya folks, I'm back. I finished my work in class, so why not type up some more of my utterly creative (but totally real-LOL) BRIAN LOGS!!!
Here we start with the 5th of October 2009, because it would be boring to say it normally!
8:45- Mr A: "Brian, you need to get your planner. Brian: "You mean this thing?!" (holds up planner) Mr A: "*sigh*, yes Brian..."
8:50- Brian: "Waitwaitwait- No school Tuesday?!" Entire class(in unison): "WEDNESDAY!!!"
8:51- Brian: (reads homework board) "No homework?! YAAAAY!" Mr A: "No... That's not what it says...
8:55- "Are you seriously?! Her hands are bigger than yours?!"
8:58- (Brian flicks pens at Harry)
9:00- (Brian begs Harry not to break his pens)
9:01- (He begs and begs)
9:03- "Ub-bu-bu-bu-buglifornia?!" (wtf?)
9:05- Mr A: "I'll have to speak with you after class, Brian." Brian: "NOOOOOOOOO!!"
9:07- (Mr A gives Brian a pencil. Brian breaks it. He gives him a pen. Brian breaks it. He makes him leave. Brian walks into the door.)
9:09- (Brian walks back into the classroom with still-filthy ink stained hands. He is moved to the back of the room.)
9:13- (Holds up skull) "My name is DooDoo!"
9:15- Mr A: "...And that's why it's dangerous to drop a baby on its head." Brian: "Blauhbluhblauhblubublaugh!" ... Case in point.

Argh...
This is a really long log and I have to get back to class, I'll post part II when I can.
Kthxbai!

Friday, November 13, 2009

AriJJKags comics!

This is the start of something beautiful!
Jordana and I are making comics together!
She and her friends thought up the story, and I drew it, scanned it, and added text enjoy!
PS: You might want to extend your browser window to view the full comic, it depends on your monitor size.

Monday, November 9, 2009

BRIAN LOGS- posting from school!

Well today, folks, instead of writing down Brian logs during 1st period science- I'm posting them!
Here's a collection from October 2nd, 2009:
8:40- (Brian now has 3 stupid "NASA Shuttles", and he's acting like a moron with them.)
8:48- (He's now standing on his chair and playing with his "rockets"... He's getting more annoying by the second.)
8:50- "I got it! I got da skull bone!"
8:52- (After learning about the funny bone, Brian hits his own elbow repeatedly.)
8:53- (singing) "Dead bones, dead bones, dead bones...."
8:54- (Starts playing with the pens again.)
9:01- BRIAN: "Ew... who made this paper? It's cheesy!" MR. A: "Um... I did."
9:15- (Holding plastic skull) "Hi, my name is Bob!"

Well, I've gotta get back to class, but thanks for listening!
-Ari :)