Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Ahoy! More Briany from school!

Hiya folks, I'm back. I finished my work in class, so why not type up some more of my utterly creative (but totally real-LOL) BRIAN LOGS!!!
Here we start with the 5th of October 2009, because it would be boring to say it normally!
8:45- Mr A: "Brian, you need to get your planner. Brian: "You mean this thing?!" (holds up planner) Mr A: "*sigh*, yes Brian..."
8:50- Brian: "Waitwaitwait- No school Tuesday?!" Entire class(in unison): "WEDNESDAY!!!"
8:51- Brian: (reads homework board) "No homework?! YAAAAY!" Mr A: "No... That's not what it says...
8:55- "Are you seriously?! Her hands are bigger than yours?!"
8:58- (Brian flicks pens at Harry)
9:00- (Brian begs Harry not to break his pens)
9:01- (He begs and begs)
9:03- "Ub-bu-bu-bu-buglifornia?!" (wtf?)
9:05- Mr A: "I'll have to speak with you after class, Brian." Brian: "NOOOOOOOOO!!"
9:07- (Mr A gives Brian a pencil. Brian breaks it. He gives him a pen. Brian breaks it. He makes him leave. Brian walks into the door.)
9:09- (Brian walks back into the classroom with still-filthy ink stained hands. He is moved to the back of the room.)
9:13- (Holds up skull) "My name is DooDoo!"
9:15- Mr A: "...And that's why it's dangerous to drop a baby on its head." Brian: "Blauhbluhblauhblubublaugh!" ... Case in point.

Argh...
This is a really long log and I have to get back to class, I'll post part II when I can.
Kthxbai!

1 comment:

  1. the last one is funny
    -person you don't know(not micah obviously)

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